The Three Old Ladies

As I was walking down the street 

With a morsel of meat 

I bowed down to greet 

Three old ladies 

Three old ladies 

Walking down the the street 

Together side by side 

Carrying a morsel of meat, too! 

 

One’s Madam Hess 

A lover of chess 

The other’s Madam Bess 

Who used to play brass 

 

Last but not least 

Prepare yer curtsy, ladies 

The only living descendant…. 

Prepare yer bows, gentlemen 

Of the House of Yeast! 

She’s the only person who can claim 

The House of Yeast’s 

White and blue crest 

Lady Le’Jess! 

And so here ends 

My introduction of our new friends 

The three old ladies 

That we met down the street 

With a morsel of meat 

Madam Hess, Madam Bess, and Lady Le’Jess!